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An anonymous reader writes “The AP reports on the opening of a vault in Tulsa, OK which was designed to withstand a nuclear attack by the Russians. 50 years ago they put a Plymouth Belvedere in the vault to preserve it so that we could get a good look at it in the (for that time) magical year of 2007. Unfortunately it turns out that the vault wasn’t even waterproof. The once beautiful car is now a literal rust bucket.”
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PetManimal writes “Computerworld has gone back through forty years worth of magazines, and came up with some entertaining IT-related advertising gems from decades past. Highlights include The Personal Mainframe, an image of the earliest screenless briefcase portables, and Elvira hawking engineering software. From the article: ‘Remember Elvira, Mistress of the Dark? Besides appearing on TV in features like Elvira’s Movie Macabre Halloween Special, Elvira also invited Computerworld readers to “cut through paper-based CASE [computer-aided software engineering] methods with LBMS” software. “The scariest thing about CASE is the several hundred pounds of books that land on your desk and for which you’ve paid fifteen gazillion dollars, when you buy off on a CASE development methodology,” she writes. Can you guess what year Elvira appeared in this Computerworld ad? Headline hint: “IBM delays notebook arrival in U.S.”‘”
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DruCipher writes “CNet.co.uk is running a very funny article about Andrew Lim, the resident mobile phone reviewer, trying to live without all his favorite gadgets. The article sees Andrew try to survive without a mobile phone, a computer, an MP3 player and a TV. At the end of his technology detox he feels more relaxed without all his gadgets but cracks after a few days, ‘Like all proper detoxes, though, my zen-like calm didn’t last for long. Once I’d finished my gadget starvation, I was straight back to the tech binging. A remote control gun you say? Yes please!’”
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mdsolar writes “The News and Observer reports on an Charlotte, NC driver who has been fined $1000 for not paying a fuel tax when he fills his tank with vegetable oil. Perhaps the funniest quote is this one: ‘”With the high cost of fuel right now, the department does recognize that a lot of people are looking for relief,” said Reggie Little, assistant director of the motor fuel taxes division. “We’re not here to hurt the small guy, we’re just trying to make sure that the playing field is level.”‘ Sure, since the field is so plainly tilted against Arab oil interests.”
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eldavojohn writes “At the ZDNet site, a Google employee goes on a hilarious rant against Digital Rights Management. He compares the access restriction technology with underwear gnomes & Star Trek while ending with: ‘Believing in a DRM business model is like joining Star Fleet security, putting on your red shirt, and volunteering to beam down to the new unexplored planet with Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Someone will be coming back from that mission, it’s just not likely to be the security guard. Always a true engineer, Scotty had the good sense to stay safely on board the ship.’”Read more of this story at Slashdot.
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eldavojohn writes “At the ZDNet site, Jeremy Allison (a well-known employee of the Google corporation) goes on a hilarious rant against Digital Rights Management. He compares the access restriction technology with underwear gnomes & Star Trek while ending with: ‘Believing in a DRM business model is like joining Star Fleet security, putting on your red shirt, and volunteering to beam down to the new unexplored planet with Kirk, Spock and McCoy. Someone will be coming back from that mission, it’s just not likely to be the security guard. Always a true engineer, Scotty had the good sense to stay safely on board the ship.’”
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Ant writes “The Science Creative Quarterly has published an economic analysis of The Social Norm of Leaving the Toilet Down, employing game theory. This analysis is more thorough than preceding ones cited (from 2002 and 2005), as it factors in the cost of yelling. Both men and women can take some comfort in the conclusion though neither may in the end be satisfied.Read more of this story at Slashdot.
Original post by kdawson and software by Elliott Back
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In the Age of Computer Bloat someone has decided to do a performance comparison between a 1986 Mac Plus and a 2007 AMD Dual core, each running appropriate software. Computer Bloat does not fare so well. “In order to keep the hoots and hollers of ‘unfair comparison’ at a minimum, we designed the tests to be as fair and equitable as possible. We focussed on running tests that reflect how the user perceives the computing experience… And no, we didn’t include processing-heavy modern software like Photoshop or Crysis! We selected very basic everyday functions that were performed equally by the 1980’s and the 2007 Microsoft applications.”
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yoyoq writes “Homeland Security is looking for suggestions from sci-fi writers. “Looking to prevent the next terrorist attack, the Homeland Security Department is tapping into the wild imaginations of a group of self-described “deviant” thinkers: science-fiction writers.” Here’s a suggestion: 9-11 could have been prevented with locks on the cockpit door.”
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counterfriction writes “This month’s issue of Symmetry, a magazine jointly published by SLAC and Fermilab, is featuring an article that points out the sometimes extemporaneous and unconventional solutions physicists have come up with in (and out of) the laboratory. From the article: ‘Leon Lederman … used a pocket knife, tape, and items on anyone’s grocery list to confirm that interactions involving the weak force do now show perfect mirror symmetry, or parity, as scientists had long assumed.’”
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