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What does the Hoffmeister do when he is waking up from an all night drinking binge? He climbs out of the dumpster, puts on some clothes and reaches for his signature hot water bottle to ease the pain.

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I guess certain styles will appeal to anyone if this chair is any indication. Offered for import by a Chinese manufacturing company, this thing looks like a decoration left over from “Little Shop of Horrors”. Maybe it is comfortable, maybe not. I will never know because I couldn’t live with this thing sitting anywhere in my house.

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If you look into the eyes of the Darth Vader Water Globe you will see Anakin Skywalker engaging in an all-out battle with Obi-Wan Kenobi. Plus, the globe features the signature Vader breathing sound and cool LED lights.

That’s right my fellow nerds. Now you have something else to think about when you touch yourself.

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Peepers Keepers are wooden animal sculptures designed to hold your glasses and keep them safe and scratch-free. They are also breathtakingly stupid.

There are over 40 animals to choose from and each one is hand painted, so you know it’s quality.

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