Why buy ordinary rubber bands when you can buy ones shaped like underwear? I’ll bet shooting rubber bands your co-workers will be extra funny with these.
The Handy Bands can be used just like regular rubber bands, except they will return to their unique shapes when not in use.
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If you are going to be the kind of asshole that uses a laser pointer to annoy others, you might as well go for the gold and pick up an x-rated version.
The X-Rater Laser Pointer has 4 totally inappropriate interchangeable tips - so you will be ready for any situation. Just keep in mind that using the X-Rated Laser Pointer puts you at high risk for a slap to the face, knee to the junk, or full on ass kicking.
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Throw out those coasters because the Sakurasaku ( or “Cherry Blossom Glass” ) uses the annoying phenomenon of condensation rings in a fun and artistic way.
The concept is simple – condensation combined with the shape of the glass forms a perfect outline of a Sakura flower every time the glass is lifted. It’s actually a very interesting idea and I would love to see it utilized in other designs. Unfortunately, it seems likely that this would result in some sort of perversion of the original concept – like a set of beer mugs that leave behind breast shaped rings. Still, you can be sure that I would be quick to write about such a product on Nerd Approved.
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The climbing light will freak out anyone that sees it and is not expecting it to be just a light. As good a reading light as it may be, you can probably count out all Entomophobists. I would probably count most people in that group. No one would look down on someone who is afraid of an insect. We are all afraid of them and I am not afraid to say it.
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I saw this on AOTS tonight and I laughed my ass off.
The Facial Flex promises to give you a face-lift without surgery. Too bad it won’t lift your self-esteem after you realized that you were gullible enough to actually buy this thing.
The video doesn’t have any sound - but believe me, it is not essential to the experience.
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